Anne wonders if anyone else thinks the people wearing that "Snuggie" blanket in those commercials look like cult members ( Read more... )

Reproduced verbatim:

"Iam just a Big Guy with a Big Heart don't let my size foul You."
Wait, I need clarification: does that mean don't let your size soil me with feces or urine? Or don't let it jab me in the ribs so that the ref blows the whistle and I get a free throw?

::despairs for human race::

Lately obsessed with Twitter, Facebook status updates. Can't stop writing that way.

But miss LJ friends, and ridiculous # of developments since last update. See rundown:

• Broke up w/Tranny Boy, maybe 3 wks ago, feel fine. Sooo ready by time I did it - just too many things on "don't want THAT in a partner" list. Know it was for real this time ( Read more... )

(After an attractive title like that, how can you not read?)

• I just want to publicly confess something: specifically, the reason I don't check my friends list and/or respond to others' posts as often as would be friendly and/or sociable. It's not because I don't care (though I clearly am self-obsessed), it's because if I start reading my flist I can ( Read more... )

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Once again, I'm supposed to be writing a cartoon script and I don't want to be.  I don't get fun feedback from cartoon scripts, at least not this one -- I just get notes.  Notes telling me what I did "wrong" when I really didn't, I just gave some idiot suit an occasion to justify his job and tell me to change something arbitrarily.

Also, feh on Grey ( Read more... )

Regarding my last post, to which I got some lovely thoughtful replies (thank you, gavin, rainkatt, and queenofattolia)...I had so much to say in return to those comments that I felt I needed a whole post for it ( Read more... )

Tonight, while not-entirely-dressed and putting on makeup to go out, I stopped for a moment to consider the embarrassingly large roll of Extra Me that resides in the vicinity of my belly button. I grabbed it to discern its size. I was, as usual, dismayed at the results. I shook it around, watching in a kind of macabre fascination ( Read more... )

I'm starting to believe that I may be allergic to my Albuterol inhaler (the cheap one that I can get generic for $6), but I only because I'm using it too often, as a maintenance inhaler, which I shouldn't be doing anyway. Therefore I need to make sure I have my Advair inhaler every month (the not-cheap one, that takes 2 weeks to arrive from Canada ( Read more... )

Belaboring the subject of personals headlines: take for example, the possible headline: "JESUS H. TAPDANCING CHRIST YOU'RE ALL WRONG THIS WHOLE THING'S FRIGGIN' POINTLESS SOMEBODY KILL ME"

Would that be too negative?

Just a tad?

(I actually do already know the answer...)

ETA: Then how about this: "SEEKING SOMEONE I CAN EVENTUALLY FART IN FRONT ( Read more... )